Last spring Stephen Colbert did a brilliant spoof on the pandemic of panic about swine flu, which the government wants us to henceforth call "the H1N1 virus formerly known as swine flu." Seriously, we don't want the pork industry to suffer collateral damage and pork sales are already down.
By the way, what did I have for dinner last night? The new white meat! Yes, I had pork tenderloin deliciously prepared with spiced apples. Yum! Yeah, I not vegan.
Back to Stephen: the YouTube video doesn't have all the video but the audio and stills is enough to get the picture.